April 1, 2015

April Fool's

I do not generally come up with anything to do to innocent, unsuspecting victims on April Fool's Day. My sister, however...she's cray cray. Here are a few examples of her craziness. A few months ago, she wanted to wrap Ollie up in her newborn carrier. Ollie didn't know what to think of it,
but it doesn't look like he was a fan.

A couple nights ago, she snuck into our bathrooms and replaced our toilet paper with a special brand of toilet paper she had bought...it had a printed portrait of our ever awe inspiring President {not!}. The morning of April 1st she called and told me her plans to bake brownies, crumble them up and smear them on the toilets at her house and mine. When the kids saw it she was going to walk over and eat it off the seat. She wanted to know if I would be the one at my house to eat it off of Ben's toilet seat. Umm, no. Sorry sister. {Her kids ended up with the attitude of "Mom, what's the big deal. It's brownies.' Weirdo} She called later that night to ask if I would drive to the church by our house where Adam {her husband} was for mutual. Would I leave a note on his car that said, "Sorry, I backed into your car. Call me, blah, blah , blah and I'll fix it." I came up with a better plan.
Jordan wrote this note, while I dictated. "I backed into your car. Sorry, I'm only writing this because people are watching. Peace!"
Apparently we ruined his night. He drove to his parents house nearby to inspect and couldn't find any damage to his car in the dark. His wise father said, "You know it's April Fools Day, maybe it's a joke." Adam replied, "No, this feels real." Ha ha! He got home and after a little bit, Beth fessed up, but the damage to his mood was done. Sorry Adam, you married her and I just follow orders. We'll see what she comes up with for next year.

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